Dudes & Dudettes
It's been ages. No. Eons. That I've updated this crappy thing I call my "Mouthpiece of Opinions & Rants".
A.K.A my blog.
Well.........I was gonna continue with my rant on Left 4 Dead in relation to my previous post but this time I won't. Mainly because I don't want to paint myself as a gaming rat that observes minute details in the framework of a game.
Rather, I'll wax lyrical about something that has a personal place in my heart. That place where pink ponies and baby chicks frolic in the green meadows of eternal ennui & bliss. That place where the skies are always blue and you don't ever have to work to earn money. The place where-
Okay, I'd better stop.
Right. So that thing I wanted to talk about is.........Boy Schools!
Yup yup. The infamous and sometimes dreaded name when it came to sports, academic, and sometimes eye brow raising results. Just for some general info for those uninformed, Boy Schools all around Singapore are well known for their sports, not very well known for their academic results and are notorious for their fights and their tendency for same sex attraction.
I've written this post to debunk this.
No, not all sport are our expertise.
No, not all our academic results are perfect As.
And no, not all of us are born Casanovas/Kumars or Ah Bengs/Mats/Tamil Tigers
Like me for instance. I can say my grades were good, English, DNT and EOA being my expertise.
But my sports were rubbish. Sure I could do about 60 push-ups and still run 3 rounds around the track back in sec 3 or 4 but that was chicken shit compared to others that could do more!
And for your info, I'm not an Ah Beng/Mat/Tamil Tiger AND I had to learn the hard way on how to attract the opposite sex.
BUT, Dudes & Dudettes, there is one thing that is so, so true when it comes to us.
And that is........Chinese being our crux!
I can take huge pride that I can talk better than most of my old friends when it comes to Chinese. Sure, some of them passed their N' levels luckily. Some even have the gall to tell me that I'm weak.
But, and this is where I laugh the hardest, throw them into a pure speaking Chinese environment and they'll flounder like prawns on a hot skillet.
It's revenge, Dudes & Dudettes, of the finest and highest degree!
CHOCOLATE ;;
9:23 PM <3