Dudes and Dudettes
Honestly, I treat this blog like an extension of my inner self. Meaning that I only update this place with when I feel like it, when I like it.
But enough about that. On to more random insights!
First rant; Facial Hair. What the hardy f**k.
You know, sometimes I'm happy that I have facial hair that I can "sculpt" whenever it's long enough for me to do. But most of the time it's just TOO tedious or painful to maintain.
For you guys (I don't know about the girls) who plan to follow this hirsute pursuit of manly facial hair that will make your friends swoon over in glory, here's a HUGE tip from someone that's doing it;
Be prepared for lots of pain!
Yes, you heard me, Dudes, pain!
Why pain? You may ask.
Well..............to put the science of our body in SIMPLE layman terms that everyone of different intelligent levels will understand, let's just say that not all facial hairs will grow into that perfect goatee/Van Dyke/5'o clock shadow/soul patch/chinaman form or shape. Reason being that our hair strands grow inconsistently with the rest of the "black meadow" that's on your face.
Don't ask me why further cause that's too far out even for me.
If you don't believe me, ask your dad/uncle/grandad/kopitiam towkay and look at their "black meadows". Most of them will have white patches if they didn't shave for, say, a duration of about 3 days? It's easy to spot it, trust me.
And this is where the PAIN comes in! For that, you'll have to ask your mother or any of your female friends for a pair of tweezers. Even I, the dude among the dudes, borrow my mom's tweezers once in awhile when I want to keep a bit of facial hair. You have, and this separates the pussies from the dudes, to pull out stray strands out of your face where your facial hair grows. I cannot give you a pic on how that will look like but imagine an open range if you will. Any stray cattle wandering from the "black pack"?
Pluck it. Simple and easy.
The others are rather simple. Just use a razor and some foam to shave it to your desired shape you want it to be.
That's how you get the facial fuzz of your dreams............10% of it that is. The 90% of it just boils down to your genes.
Eh. What the !@#$%!
Turns out I gave you dudes advice on how to shave instead of a rant session.................hmm.
Well...........the rest will be saved for another time.
For now.
CHOCOLATE ;;
12:24 AM <3